Ghost in Masung Tunnel

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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Ron... I know ur not going to read this. I know that you've probably blocked my number or deleted my contact or changed it to some name so that you know not to reply. I get it now. Everything makes so much more sense now that I sit back and look at what we had. It was a lie. All of it was. Did I enjoy it? Fuck yeah I did. I loved spending time with you and talking to you.. I even loved you. But that was the past and I've been living in it for so long that I ignored the present. I wasted 5 months of freedom and being independent crying over something I couldn't control. I have to admit it feels like it's been longer... I would just wait every month for the 17th dreaming of what could have been, too blind to realise that it's gone. I WAS upset. And I DID love you. But I'm not anymore and I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck about what you or any of your mates think. I've been keeping how I felt bottled up for too long. I use to try and find excuse after excuse to talk to you even though it was only going to hurt me more. And considering I'm being extremely honest right now this is one of them. But now that I'm writing this I know you won't read this and I know you wouldn't even think twice about getting rid of me. You didn't before and you won't now. But I'm glad you ignored me. I'm glad that you hurt me. It made me a better person it gave me motivation to actually get off my ass and make a change in my life. Because quite honestly I'm sick of sulking around. I've met new people and I've become more outgoing and independent, which would never have happened if I was stuck with you for any longer. Harsh I know, but it's the truth and it's how I feel. 5 months is a long time. And it really got me thinking. And it gave me time to reflect on things.. Like "why the fuck am I still wearing your necklace 4 months later?!" And "What the fuck was wrong with me a year ago?!" You'd be happy to know I'm not wearing my necklace anymore (actually fuck it I wouldn't know how you would feel about that.. AND I DONT WANT TO! ) I honesty have so much shit to say to you and I feel like writing out is the best way to do it. Mainly because I never talk to you and because I'm never going to talk to you again. Although I know this is a waste of my fingers' precious time I'm still going to do it because there is so much I have to get off my chest it's not funny. So here goes... 1) FUCK YOU! 2) You have no idea how much I hate you right now! If you haven't guessed it's A FUCKING SHIT LOAD! 😡 3) I HOPE YOU GET SLEEP PARALYSIS! 4) WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE SHAVED HEAD?! YOU LOOK LIKE SOME GUY WHO JUST CAME HOME FROM THE ARMY! 5) Your not what you used to be to be honest... What happened to the funny, kind, NICE Ron I knew?? Oh well not my problem anymore lol. 6) Have you and Becky smashed yet?? You can't tell me you haven't smashed her yet. Or is she just not as easy as me? 7) I could have done so much better than you to begin with.. 😎 Why was it that every time you were with me you lost something... I mean ur virginity then ur friends then ur life... Lol 9) Speaking of which ^ did you get any of those back?? 10) Remember that typo game we had?? I FUCKING WON! Cause I'm boss AF. 11) I'm just adding even more to piss you off with how long this message will be even though you'll never read it. But if u are then fuck u wtf u still doing reading this?! Get a life. 12) Unlike you, I mean it when I say "I'll never stop caring about u" but it has to be like death bed or some shit like that before I show any emotion towards you. 13) how's "struggling with school?!" I'm done. I have nothing else to say. I'm done wasting my time on u. And I definitely should have realised this sooner. But now I know. And know that I've told 'you' all this I can move on properly. Whatever we had was fun while it lasted. So thanks for whatever it was. Goodbye Ron.

oh good for you, you blocked him didnt you? guess what, im stil here you peice of fucking shit. so how about you go get your head out of your ass you peice of absolute shit Auto because we all know your just a fucking asshole and Auto no, youre the reason society sucks. Gam is actually helpful as fuck and youre here causing negativity and shitting on people causing negativity and darkness. Gam however, Gam helps new members, Gam shows them what is true, gam is great and your just a peice of fucking shit Auto, you probably are just a keyboard warrior while i know, i know gam would actually man the fuck up auto, i know he would but you, youre a coward, you wouldnt do jack shit, gam, gam would fuck you up so id suggest you shut your fucking mouth before you get a lot of people pissed off. and bullshit he dont he is a fucking great person, a good adult, and trust me, gam works his ass off. so how about you stop assuming shit you fucking twat and his kids, his kids are already great you dumb fuck. so go shut your mouth and stop being a keyboard warrior

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