Pin the Tail on the Donkey
This page is about a screamer of which the original copy was deleted.
Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a Liquid Generation Sabotage screamer. It is obviously based on the traditional children's game of the same name. The screamer was taken down along with the entire Liquid Generation website.
The title screen is designed to look like the box of a children's board game. The game itself is about a cartoon donkey with a big target on its rear, standing in an empty suburban backyard with some birthday decorations. Right at the start, the donkey insults the player, mocking them about no one showing up to their birthday party, and challenges them to pin the tail on him anyway. Certain swear words are censored and replaced with a cartoonish sound effect. The donkey then starts jumping around the screen, continuing to insult and mock the player, who is now supposed to click the target to pin the tail on the donkey.
Once the player manages to do it, the donkey says “Ouch!” and drops to the ground. He then reappears in the center and challenges the player to do it another time. Yet again, he starts jumping around, mocking the player. After successfully pinning the tail on him a second time, the same thing happens again, but the donkey will jump around a lot quicker in the third round.
If the player hits the target a third time, the donkey's face will suddenly jump close to the screen with bulging red eyes as he loudly screams in agony. After the Liquid Generation Sabotage jingle at the end, the donkey from the game shows up again instead of the cartoon ninja and says: “That's what you get for sticking stuff in a donkey's butt!”. He is then crushed by the LiquidGeneration.com link, just like the ninja.
"Hey loser! Yeah, you! So, no one showed up to your birthday party, huh? Maybe it's just not cool to be a *boing* queer in your school. How about you try to pin that tail on me anyway? Or are you too much of a *boing* queer? Let's dance..."
- "You're about as quick as a *boing* on hot dog day!"
- "Happy birthday from a jackass to an a-hole!"
- "You like cheese on your ass-burger?"
- "You're gayer than Hayden Christensen!"
- "When you go to sleep tonight, I'm gonna take a dump in your mouth!"
- "Did you get a nice sundress for your birthday, you little queer?"
- "Hey, you just won the fugly contest!"
"Good one, Sally! But let's see if you can do it a second time!"
- "I farted in your birthday cake!"
- "Ooh, you're a double threat! Fat and ugly!"
- "You smell worse than the dump I took after I ate poison ivy!"
- "You should try out for the *beep* olympics!"
- "Make your move, skank wad!"
- "I shat a bitch like you in prison!"
- "Uh-oh, they're letting the gimp play?!"
You got me again, ya little prick! But can you do it a third time?"
- "Should I change your poopy diaper, baby?"
- "This is the closest you're gonna get to a piece of ass for a long time, douchebag!"
- "I'd kick ya in the nuts, but it would probably get you off."
- *fart* "Ha ha, ya like that?"
- "I wasn't gonna show up to your party either, but your mama and I are dating. We're in love."
- "What did they serve you for breakfast? Poop?"
- "The force ain't with you, Darth Gay-der!"
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
- bitchute.com/video/DR4buCNVNV0/ • Video preview